I hate wearing my engagement ring when I give my fiancee a handjob, because then I always have to clean it afterwards because sperm gets all around the diamonds. You'd think I'd learn to just take it off. -_- /tmituesday — Anonymous

That would be so irritating!

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  1. lacylullabies said: This made my day OMG lolololol
  2. critically-acclaimed-queef said: make him go somewhere else instead of like..near your hand. you’ve got holes..and a chest..and a back…etc etc :)
  3. weddingringobsession posted this